The odds are pretty good that you’re going to die sometime; actually, you have a 1 in 1 chance unless you’re a zombie or superhuman or something. It’s kind of morbid to sit around thinking about how you’ll exit this world; but on the other hand, looking at the statistics for “cause of death” can give you some insights about your behavior, past, present and future.
So, according to this chart, the most likely way for you to kick the bucket is because of heart disease. You have a 1 in 5 chance of dying due to some sort of cardiovascular breakdown. Cancer is another big one, so are strokes, motor vehicle accidents and suicide. On the flip side, according to the reasons captured on this chart, the least likely way to die is from a firework discharge. A guy (or gal) only has a 1 in 340, 733 chance of meeting their maker this way. A person is much, much more likely to die from a bee sting or legal execution than to be knocked off in the night by some errant firework.
So, it is our humble opinion that you put down that cheeseburger, take a jog around the neighborhood, and then celebrate another day on Earth with a fabulous home firework show. Get all your supplies from AllSparkFireworks, we care about your longevity and will bring sparklers and firecrackers for everyone at your 100th birthday party – that is, if you invite us!